1) You know what you should do..... (You know what YOU should do...buzz off and buy your own land if you have such great ideas)
2) You know what you need.... (You know what YOU need...you need to shut up)
3) Why don't you....(Why don't YOU shut up. I'm doing what I want. That is why I'm not doing EVERYTHING ELSE)
4) You should buy one of those tiny houses (Shut up shut up shut up. Those are expensive and high maintenance compared to what I want. I DO NOT WANT ONE I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK THEY ARE AWESOME. BUY ONE YOURSELF IF YOU THINK THEY ARE AWESOME.)
Clearly I am sick to death of ill informed ideas. If I want your opinion I will ask for it. I have asked people for their opinions. Just not you. Because I don't want it.
OK...here's the plan.